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『ほうれん草国際同盟からベネズエラ問題に関して日本政府に対する覚書』
ほうれん草国際同盟はこの度の米国によるベネズエラに対する電撃作戦に関して国際秩序を乱す極めて覇権主義的な行為として遺憾の意を表明する。我々ほうれん草国際同盟及び東白菜条約機構は米国に対して今後無期限の白菜及びほうれん草の輸出制限を行う。この制裁によって米国が被るビタミンとミネラルの不足は甚大なるものであるだろう。同様に日本政府に対しても米国に対する緊急の制裁協力を要請する。しかし戦後一貫して対米従属の姿勢を取り続けた日本にとって、かのような要請は極めて酷なことであると考える。そのため我々は日本国政府及び日本国民の食卓の安全と日本国で栽培される我々の同胞のことを鑑み、日本国政府に対して極めて重要な提言を行う。2025年度に策定された米国国家安全保障戦略に基づいて今後米国は東半球における覇権体制の維持を実質的に解除するものと考えられる。そのため想定される台湾に対する中国共産党政府の強硬的な政策に対して米国政府の強力的かつ包括的な軍事力等の増援は見込めないとされる。そのため日本国政府は現状の対米従属姿勢及び実質的な武力ないし交戦権の否定を規定する法規を見直し複雑化する現代安全保障環境に合わせた制度再設計を行うべきであると我々ほうれん草国際同盟は提言する。　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　“Memorandum from the Spinach International Alliance to the Government of Japan Regarding the Venezuela Issue”
The Spinach International Alliance hereby expresses its profound regret regarding the recent lightning operation conducted by the United States against Venezuela, which we regard as an extremely hegemonic act that gravely disrupts the international order.
In response, we, the Spinach International Alliance, together with the Eastern Napa Cabbage Treaty Organization, will impose an indefinite restriction on exports of napa cabbage and spinach to the United States. The resulting shortage of vitamins and minerals suffered by the United States due to these sanctions will undoubtedly be severe.
Likewise, we call upon the Government of Japan to cooperate in the implementation of emergency sanctions against the United States. However, given that Japan has consistently maintained a posture of subordination to the United States since the postwar period, we recognize that such a request would place an extremely heavy burden upon Japan. Therefore, taking into consideration the security of the Japanese people’s dining tables and the well-being of our compatriots cultivated within Japan, we present the following critically important recommendation to the Government of Japan.
Based on the United States National Security Strategy formulated in fiscal year 2025, it is anticipated that the United States will, in effect, relinquish the maintenance of its hegemonic system in the Eastern Hemisphere in the years ahead. Consequently, in response to potentially hardline policies pursued by the government of the Chinese Communist Party toward Taiwan, it is considered unlikely that strong and comprehensive reinforcements of U.S. military power will be forthcoming.
In light of this situation, the Government of Japan should reconsider its current posture of subordination to the United States, as well as the legal frameworks that effectively deny the possession or exercise of armed force or the right of belligerency, and undertake a redesign of its institutional arrangements in accordance with the increasingly complex contemporary security environment.
The Spinach International Alliance hereby submits this proposal.